Dog vs. Cat

The differences between dogs and cats are nicely summed up in these diary excerpts:

DOG DIARY
7:00 AM - Outside! My favorite thing!

8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

2:00 PM - Looked out the window and barked! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

4:00 PM - Chased a bird out of the tree! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

6:00 PM - Watched my people eat! My favorite thing!

6:20 PM - Table scraps! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat,while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog continues to receive special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return.

He is obviously retarded.

What it Means to be a Responsible Dog Owner/Guardian

What it Means to be a Responsible Dog Owner/Guardian
Responsible dog owners/guardians always pick up after their dogs. They have control of their dogs at all times, using either a leash or voice control. They are considerate of other park users, and don't let their dogs approach strangers, especially children and seniors, without permission. They are aware of where their dog is and what it is doing at all times. They control excessive barking, and don't let their dogs dig or harass wildlife.

# Dog walkers, please.... Always carry a bag, a spare, and one to share!
# Carry a leash.
# Pick up and dispose of dog waste.
# Never leave dogs unattended.
# Leash aggressive dogs.
# Control excessive noise.
# Prevent digging and destructive behavior.
# Spay/neuter pet dogs.
# Never bring female dogs in heat or pre-heat to off-leash or popular dog play areas.

Live cam of litter of puppies being raised by their mother, cutest thing I've seen in awhile!

Crissy Field Clean Up

Every third Saturday of the month 9 AM

Audience: Families
Location: Crissy Field, Presidio
Event Type: Volunteer
Cost: Free


Bring dogs, friends, and family to this monthly event and help keep Crissy Field clean of litter and dog waste. Bring gloves; trash bags are provided.

Cleanup areas include the east and central beaches and the promenade area. Volunteers meet the third Saturday of the month at 9 AM at the East Beach parking lot picnic tables.

E-mail Crissy Field Dogs at crissyfielddog@sbcglobal.net for more information and to confirm event, as it is occasionally rescheduled.
Crissy Field Dog Group

My Escape from Alcatraz Swim inspiration

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Parvo warning: Golden Gate Park/Haight

Increased incidence of Parvo virus in SF. See SPCA dispatch:

http://www.sfspca. org/news/ PRParvoinGGPark0 8.pdf

Make sure Parvo vaccination is current, and do not allow young pups to walk on ground in high-risk areas.

Precious Pet Memories with Santa Paws

Precious Pet Memories with Santa Paws

The 2008 SF/SPCA Santa Paws pre-holiday season, photo-op for people and their pets is on Saturday, November 15, from 11:00 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. in Maddie's Adoption Center Lobby; no appointment necessary. The first hour is reserved exclusively for cats (of course, cats are welcome to come at any other time during the day, too, but then they'll have to share the spotlight with dogs!). The cost for a sitting is $25, which includes a 4" x 6" color print selected by Santa, and all photos emailed to you (if an email address is available) so that you can create you own adorable holiday cards and photo merchandise. And, if you bring a new dog or cat toy (please, no catnip) for the shelter animals, you'll get a 10% discount. So, on November 15 c ome with your furry companions and capture the spirit of the holidays at this special SF/SPCA benefit. For more information, contact Tracy Pore, tpore@sfspca.org.